#bubbul gem

[mochiwei]

What if Link ate all the bubbulgems 😔🍬

[sylvanfreckles]

Well. I wasn't expecting to cry over the end of the Bubbul Gem quest, but here we are.

[fairyofsomething]

I'm Miss Sugar Pink, liquor, liquor lips I'm gonna be your bubbul gem bitch

[averageidiotenby]

Guess who just got the last of the Bubbulgems?

[getvalentined]

Only three bubbul gems left. Almost there. Koltin's gonna be happy, I promise.

[someones-disaffected-niece]

I unironically really thought I was gonna be able to knock tf outta that frog like that 😂😂 All I got in return was a very judgy glare from Yunobo 😭😭

[full-pockets]

Every time an NPC gives me rupees from a quest-

[comixandco]

so

did all blupees used to be people? did satori? were the bubbulfrogs blupees that had somehow become corrupted? or maybe blupees become bubbulfrogs as a way to get more people to become blupees but for what purpose

there was only one satori and one cherry blossom tree in botw but now there are multiple cherry trees and you have to summon satori he isn’t just hanging out is he in hiding? did link chase him off by riding him five years ago? did these trees grow naturally/supernaturally or did they just appear one day? is it the same satori or does every satori have it’s own cherry tree? is satori intentionally leading people to the caves so that they can find bubbul gems? for what end?

nintendo i need the blupee satori lore

[evermorre]

today i just want to run around hyrule in the most girly outfit possible but instead i have to write my dissertation. real L for me

[stealthnoodle]

Ice Pond Thou Art, to Ice Pond Returneth: Let's Finish(?) Tears of the Kingdom

We're finishing the plot, anyway. All of the spoilers!

Sidequest clean-up time! I am getting up to such antics

Monster decorations: check

Freezing my tits off in the desert while holding up a giant mirror: check

House? check!

I'm sorry but I am literally 12 years old right now:

I wasn't going to chase after dragon!Zelda just yet but she appeared literally right in front of me so I figured I might as well hitch a ride on her and make Link sad.

Da-da-da-daaaa in a minor key:

For some reason I'd been assuming I couldn't dye my sexy thunder shawl but nope! What lovely news for me and fashion aficionados everywhere!

Puzzling with the Boner Squad

I'M STILL 12

A lot of people just come out around me! It's a gift.

Sure do!

Truly, no one can resist my charms.

Bitch I DELVED:

I know I said collecting all the bubbul gems would be my Cruella de Vil origin story, so call me Emma Stone because I have lost my entire goddamn mind. Fewer than 20 remain and Koltin is no longer offering me hints for some reason? Whatever, I'm not doing it for him anymore. I'm doing it for ME.

I have looked up a map of caves and I WILL spelunk each one, mark my words

Oh right we got some caves in the GODDAMN SKY, WHERE CAVES DON'T BELONG

I'm fine I'm fine

One more and the eye strain ends. Squinting from the map on my laptop to the in-game map on my TV. Oho, Death Mountain, I see you now!

FUCKEN GOT EM

Shine on, you crazy diamond bubbul gem. Maybe someday I'll smack you around for rupees. Until then, I will think of you and your completionist nightmare sidequest every time I glide through the air with my fancy new paraglider pattern.

Okay I can finish the plot now

I am doing this final stretch of mini-dungeon the way the goddess intended: by throwing down my traveler's medallion and popping back for more sundelion dishes before getting back to it.

At long last I have killed a lionel, and I started with a gloom lionel because why not. Bitch was in my way.

Me when the sun rises before 7:00am:

Let's see how many Ganon phases we get! Dueling Ganon. Big Hair Boner Squad Ganon. Big Hair One-on-One Ganon. Ganon Become Dragon.

Why does everyone but Link get to scarf down a tasty magatama treat? UNFAIR

At least I look good thrashing around between Ganon's giant dragon teeth:

Took me a second to realize what I was meant to be doing but this was a pleasantly cinematic fight phase with lots of catching little rides on Zelda's big fuzzy dragon head.

Game removed my good hat >:( but also removed my shirt :) so I feel like we're half on the same page.

Guess we're not getting an ending where Link joins Zelda on an eternal draconic frolic, which on the one hand, yes, my girl deserves a happy ending, but on the other, "dragon" is a whole new gender spectrum Link should get to explore.

Game ALSO removed my cool arm. :< Now how am I gonna remodel my house?

Grabbing Zelda as she falls would be a lot easier with Ultrahand, just sayin

At this point, is Zelda, like Marvin from Hitchhiker's Guide, older than the universe itself? My girl's been through it

My robot girlfriend is moving on to robot girlfriend heaven. This too is yuri.

And I am moving on to fucking around endlessly, but first, there's only one way I can end this, right?

Back to the ice pond, baby. I made myself a little blue cultist outfit and everything:

That's all, folks!

[bob-time]

Hour 270 in totk

I’ve made a plane that still functions as a hoverbike when the glider disappears

[anothermonikan]

After a month's journey, I FOUND THE LAST WELL!!

[merriclo]

when you feel like the anxiety might act up so you distract yourself with tears of the kingdom

[disasterdrvid]

so i have all the shrines and all the wells. probably gonna walkthrough all the armor sets, finish the remaining side quests in my log, and i might try for the rest of the bubbul gems (i have 76 left which... idk unless i find a reliable walkthrough) but im dying to finish the main quest tbh which all i have left is the final fight

[pkmndaisuki]

it has been roughly a year and a half since i last touched my original totk file. december 2023 was my last manual save.

but i finally 100% completed the map.

i had .05% left. for ages.

i found every shrine. every tower. every lightroot. every korok. every bubbul gem. every cave entrance. i've done every quest, side quest, side adventure, mini game, got every character profile and compendium entry.

and apparently.

i just never walked in this one oddly specific square foot of hyrule the entire game.

christ on a pogo stick how.

[superchat]

Vinny's been making this noise just about every time he gets a bubbul gem